*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
this bitchass looks like he’s having a heartattack
you changed so much in too little time. I don’t even recognize you anymore… I’m afraid…how i should treat you? seems i can’t accept it. I don’t love you anymore… yet… I can’t live without you…
One of the most famous lines of josh
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
so i heard Supernatural has a gif for everything!!!
what about… M&M’s??
A happy family
betcha thought you’d gotten us with that one
dangerous??????you don’t think i’m dangerous??????? i’ve stalked my crush on facebook all the way back to 2009 do you know how fricken risk y that is